adreianpayne:

I just want one day without y’all being extra

(via tvstefulsideboob)

legalmexican:

he can go from Pápi to Pendejo real quick

(via tvstefulsideboob)

tvstefulsideboob:

me

chekhov:

Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

(via falling-slowlyyy)

bricesander:

Me on the phone.

(via uncensoredhijabii)

columbiaisawesomest:

gallifrey-feels:

balladofwormzlp:

bakedandbipolar:

every.single.one.of.these

ladies and gentlemen, the most accurate post on tumblr

opium

On point Bruh.

(via uncensoredhijabii)

misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

(via eddie-would-go)

shout out to everyone out there with an arabic name living in a western country who rarely get to hear the beautiful pronunciation of their names

ikillaah:

Thank you

(via sab-r)

timothydelaghetto:

That’s all one can ask for. 

shydeiac:

how the pussy should be eaten:

  • like it’ll pay off all their student loans.
  • like the key to happiness is buried in there.
  • like they’ll be granted a tax free life.
  • like they heard the fountain of youth was in there. 
  • like it’ll grant you three wishes for whatever you heart desires.  
  • like its the last supper and you trying to be the 13th disciple.

(via milk-andcereal)

bandsareprettyrad:

courgegirl-messed-up:

One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

Happy birthday to me

(via fatmajamil)

ernbarassing:

if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

(via lia-pia)

(via lia-pia)

How to Marry a Millionaire (1953)

(via uncensoredhijabii)

uncensoredhijabii:

al-afrika:

deathlyhollowheart:

uropyia:

generationofmodifications:

A Chemistry teacher.

……………………..

Wow.

say wallahi

I am speechless??