Act like you trust people, but don’t.
Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me
i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit
every girl deserves orgasms and pizza
I fully support this.
the unholy trinity
Fasting and furious 5
When it’s almost Iftar time and you’re not home
The Eid for speed
Ayo, fuck this. Are we dating? Are we fucking? Are we best friends? Are we something? In between that?
I wish we never fucked, and I mean that
- me: (crying)
- marijuana: come here baby, let me fix it.