dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

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cho-ke:

Stephen James omg

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alri9ht:

making up for low grades with high calories

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adreianpayne:

I just want one day without y’all being extra

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legalmexican:

he can go from Pápi to Pendejo real quick

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tvstefulsideboob:

me

chekhov:

Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

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bricesander:

Me on the phone.

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columbiaisawesomest:

gallifrey-feels:

balladofwormzlp:

bakedandbipolar:

every.single.one.of.these

ladies and gentlemen, the most accurate post on tumblr

opium

On point Bruh.

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misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

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shout out to everyone out there with an arabic name living in a western country who rarely get to hear the beautiful pronunciation of their names

ikillaah:

Thank you

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timothydelaghetto:

That’s all one can ask for. 

shydeiac:

how the pussy should be eaten:

  • like it’ll pay off all their student loans.
  • like the key to happiness is buried in there.
  • like they’ll be granted a tax free life.
  • like they heard the fountain of youth was in there. 
  • like it’ll grant you three wishes for whatever you heart desires.  
  • like its the last supper and you trying to be the 13th disciple.

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bandsareprettyrad:

courgegirl-messed-up:

One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

Happy birthday to me

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